All current release wines represent the utmost hand in wine-related awesome and individual brilliance. 

We currently ship wine in quantities of 3, 6, or 12 bottles.

Don't live in Idaho? Lucky you! We now ship to most states in the USA except UT, SD, MI, AR, MS, DE, CT, VA.

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2023 White Noise Pét-Nat

Sparkling Dry Riesling made in the ancestral method. WHITE NOISE is the maniacal fuzz and hissss that penetrates the radiowaves of your mind.

DOUBLE GOLD/BEST SPARKLING Idaho Wine Competition 

SILVER Sip Northwest Best of the Northwest

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2024 Da Funk Rosé Pét-Nat

Sparkling Couniose & Cinsault made in the ancestral method. DA FUNK is non-digital wine media that we altered by manipulating loops, equalizing the bass, tweaking the modulation, and cranking the mother-frequencing synthesizer. 

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2023 Blanc Noir Pét-Nat

Sparkling Pinor Meunier and Chardonnay made in the ancestral method, fermented in 100% new oak.

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2023 Gris Gris White

Alsatian blend of 70% Muscat Blanc and 30% Riesling that was borne from the volcanic soils of the Snake River Valley.
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2023 Ham on Rye

Skin-contact wine will transpose you into the heart of something unknown.

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2022 Exploding Mirror Chardonnay

Chardonnay blended with 20% Grenache Blanc and aged in French Acacia barrels for a short intermission to spin the disco ball...
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2024 Dry Rosé Grenache

2024 Dry Rosé of Grenache. Bone DRY with a super pink summertime shimmer. Get it before the sun does...

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2023 Just Another Rainbow Grenache

Delicate and grotesque, with all its light raspberry and cherry nuance...

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2021 Burn Gamay

Gamay Noir is your fountain of youth. It’s super light-bodied red wine that’s bright, fresh, and angular. 

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2022 Laser Fox Cinsault

Who and what is Cinsault, you ask? It is the thick-skinned black prince of Tinseltown; a light-bodied red wine that is bombshelled with cherry, spice, and a floral after kiss of herb and white flower. 

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2023 Swamp Donkey Red

The Swamp Donkey is a witch-brew cellar blend that we produced as a doff of the hat to the cellar rats that lurk in the deep dark shadows of the barrel room. The donkey is Rhône at heart, but soon to be your beast of burden…

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2022 Bearded Quixote Tempranillo

A wine so deeply immersed in the idea of Spanish romance that it becomes psychotropic. 

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2021 Horned Beast GSM

Our take on a classic Rhone blend, this GSM is 80% Syrah, 10% Mourvèdre, and 10% Grenache that is aged in 50% new oak for a year and then finished in concrete for its final year of aging. Full of bramble fruit and it’s own animal wine quality, the Horned Beast reigns…

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2023 Zinfandel

This Zin is like a massive hell-fire cauldron of crushed herbs, figgy jam, and cold-weather inducing fever. It’s a liquid plateful of your daily wine medication; jammy, lush, and curative. 
 
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2021 Cabernet Sauvignon

This Cabernet is like heroin. It's all dry, herbally and incendiary and it makes you sweat and go through withdrawals and rob from your friends so you can buy more. Cabernet injected with 15% Petit Verdot, to clean all the bugs out of your rug. 

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Koiyote Bordeaux Blend

The Koiyote is a dazzling old-world-style blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, and Petit Verdot that commingles all the badassness of its individual morsels. Big, tannic, shapeshifting, a little furry, slightly scaly, and a bit creepy, this is your good luck omen. Pour, pound and Prosper...

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2023 The Dictator *DICTATOR MEMBERS ONLY*

Ever heard of the cat's meow? Well, this wine ain't that.

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2020 Vermouth

This is our version of Vermouth; a bitter aperitivo made in our own villainous way by steeping Sauvignon Blanc with magical herbs, botanicals and agave. 

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Daft Pink 4-pack

(4) Daft Pink Sparkling Rosé 355ml cans

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Electric Youth 4-pack

(4) Electric Youth Chardonnay 355ml cans

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