Sparkling Dry Riesling made in the ancestral method. WHITE NOISE is the maniacal fuzz and hissss that penetrates the radiowaves of your mind.

DOUBLE GOLD/BEST SPARKLING Idaho Wine Competition 

SILVER Sip Northwest Best of the Northwest

Sparkling Couniose & Cinsault made in the ancestral method. DA FUNK is non-digital wine media that we altered by manipulating loops, equalizing the bass, tweaking the modulation, and cranking the mother-frequencing synthesizer. 

Sparkling Pinor Meunier and Chardonnay made in the ancestral method, fermented in 100% new oak.

Skin-contact wine will transpose you into the heart of something unknown.

2024 Dry Rosé of Grenache. Bone DRY with a super pink summertime shimmer. Get it before the sun does...

Delicate and grotesque, with all its light raspberry and cherry nuance...

Gamay Noir is your fountain of youth. It’s super light-bodied red wine that’s bright, fresh, and angular. 

The Swamp Donkey is a witch-brew cellar blend that we produced as a doff of the hat to the cellar rats that lurk in the deep dark shadows of the barrel room. The donkey is Rhône at heart, but soon to be your beast of burden…

A wine so deeply immersed in the idea of Spanish romance that it becomes psychotropic. 

Our take on a classic Rhone blend, this GSM is 80% Syrah, 10% Mourvèdre, and 10% Grenache that is aged in 50% new oak for a year and then finished in concrete for its final year of aging. Full of bramble fruit and it’s own animal wine quality, the Horned Beast reigns…

This Cabernet is like heroin. It's all dry, herbally and incendiary and it makes you sweat and go through withdrawals and rob from your friends so you can buy more. Cabernet injected with 15% Petit Verdot, to clean all the bugs out of your rug. 

Ever heard of the cat's meow? Well, this wine ain't that.

This is our version of Vermouth; a bitter aperitivo made in our own villainous way by steeping Sauvignon Blanc with magical herbs, botanicals and agave. 

(4) Daft Pink Sparkling Rosé 355ml cans

(4) Electric Youth Chardonnay 355ml cans