All current release wines represent the utmost hand in wine-related awesome and individual brilliance. 

We currently ship wine in quantities of 3, 6, or 12 bottles.

Don't live in Idaho? Lucky you! We now ship to most states in the USA except UT, SD, MI, AR, MS, DE, CT, VA.

2022 Just Another Rainbow Grenache

Delicate and grotesque, with all its light raspberry and cherry nuance and some peppery earth hidden by a decent backbone of Mourvèdre..

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2022 White Noise Pét-Nat

Sparkling Dry Riesling made in the ancestral method. WHITE NOISE is the maniacal fuzz and hissss that penetrates the radiowaves of your mind.

DOUBLE GOLD/BEST SPARKLING 2023 Idaho Wine Competition 

SILVER Sip Northwest Best of the Northwest

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2022 Da Funk Rosé Pét-Nat

Sparkling Gamay Noir made in the ancestral method. DA FUNK is non-digital wine media that we altered by manipulating loops, equalizing the bass, tweaking the modulation, and cranking the mother-frequencing synthesizer. 

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2022 All The Beautiful Horses

Sparkling Roussanne made in the ancestral method that was disgorged and topped with 20% sour golden ale that was aged with brettanomyces in oak barrels.  

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2021 Daft Pink Brut Rosé

Daft Pink is a Dry Rosé of Syrah that we injected with bubbles in the method NON-traditionnelle. Think lemon curd and strawberry fields forever... 

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2022 Dry Rosé Grenache

2022 Dry Rosé of Grenache. Bone DRY with a super salmony summertime shimmer, wicked tropical fruit character, and a rippin tidal wave of oceanic brightness. Get it before the sun does. 

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Exploding Mirror Chardonnay

Chardonnay blended with 20% Grenache Blanc and aged in French Acacia barrels for a short intermission to spin the disco ball, this banger has notes of Asian pear, vanilla brioche, orange marmalade, white flower, and lemon poppyseed muffins.
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2021 Yin & Yang White

Skin-fermented white wine that is inherently tannic and chalk-full of natural fruit funk. This is hambone-dry white wine that is as orange as it is free… 

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2021 Burn Gamay

Gamay Noir is your fountain of youth. It’s super light-bodied red wine that’s bright, fresh, and angular. Think candied raspberries and crisp pomegranates with a lush tidal wave of oak in the background… 

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2021 Laser Fox Cinsault

Who and what is Cinsault, you ask? It is the thick-skinned black prince of Tinseltown; a light-bodied red wine that is bombshelled with cherry, spice, and a floral after kiss of herb and white flower. 

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2022 Swamp Donkey Red

The Swamp Donkey is a witch-brew cellar blend that we produced as a doff of the hat to the cellar rats that lurk in the deep dark shadows of the barrel room. The donkey is Rhône at heart, but soon to be your beast of burden…

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2021 Bearded Quixote Tempranillo

A wine so deeply immersed in the idea of Spanish romance that it becomes psychotropic. Concocted in the Rioja-style with 82% Tempranillo and 18% Grenache that was finished in Amphora before bottling. This is an old world versus new take on Tempranillo. 

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2021 Horned Beast GSM

Our take on a classic Rhone blend, this GSM is 80% Syrah, 10% Mourvèdre, and 10% Grenache that is aged in 50% new oak for a year and then finished in concrete for its final year of aging. Full of bramble fruit and it’s own animal wine quality, the Horned Beast reigns…

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2020 Cabernet Sauvignon

This Cabernet is like heroin. It's all dry, herbally and incendiary and it makes you sweat and go through withdrawals and rob from your friends so you can buy more. Cabernet injected with 20% Petit Verdot, to clean all the bugs out of your rug. 

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Daft Pink 4-pack

(4) 2021 Daft Pink Sparkling Rosé 355ml cans

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Electric Youth 4-pack

(4) 2021 Electric Youth Dry white wine 355ml cans

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Swamp Donkey 4-pack

(4) 2020 Swamp Donkey Red wine 355 ml cans

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