Exploding Mirror Chardonnay

We know, Chardonnay is probably your mom's favorite wine or maybe even your grandmomma’s. Well, we are here to murder that hoodoo. You know, take an axe and a saw to the urban legend. It will soon be your bubblegum-chewing punk rock sister’s Tuesday afternoon intoxicant of choice. Blended with 20% Grenache Blanc and aged in French Acacia barrels for a short intermission to spin the disco ball, this banger has notes of Asian pear, vanilla brioche, orange marmalade, white flower, and lemon poppyseed muffins. This is the coolest wine this side of the Ganges. Go ahead, pacify your slightly lifted eyebrow…